Competitive Bragging Pillows

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

The Victors

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Ratminton

The First Annual Game Show Week.

The Salesman

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Gloat

"I love fast break business success."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'The grudge match.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"