Competitive Bragging Gifts

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

The Victors

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

The rocket powered skiier

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

The Salesman

Ratminton

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Gloat

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"I love fast break business success."

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'The grudge match.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cat and mouse.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.