Compere Gifts

Stage hand has cigars ready.

Shepherd and eurydice

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

The Victors

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Sauvignon Bonk

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Concert Pianist.

Trump! The Musical

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Theorbo

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Difference of Opinion