Compere T-Shirts

Stage hand has cigars ready.

Shepherd and eurydice

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

The Victors

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Concert Pianist.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Sauvignon Bonk

Felix Mendelssohn

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Trump! The Musical

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Cat Towels

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Theorbo

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."