Company Year-end Party Gifts

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Bo're'droom

Bacchus.

Party Animals.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

Businessman: 'We're like one big family here, because of all the nepotism.'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

'Absent friends!'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

Pizza time.

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

'Our first mistake was hiring an honest accounting firm.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Meeting Pie Chart

'So this is the company's new mission statement.'

Team Work

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer.

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

"That's Bridgeport from legal, he's got the consent forms."

Bill endures yet another wooden presentation delivered to a room full of waxen figures.

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'