Commute Philosopher Gifts

Why do they call it the rush hour? We haven't moved in ten minutes!

"Remember, when you get to London, don't smile or talk, avoid any kind of eye contact, or people will think you're nuts and you'll be locked up."

"After you!"

Road Guilt

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Gossip, Rumours and Wacky Stunts

'I am traveling by train in futureI hate Cliches.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Do you mind?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

Metro Sapien.

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

The bus home.

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

'Retirement, Higgins? -- But at forty hours per week, you've only worked here thirteen years.'

"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!"

Walt's train of thought left at 9:05. He wasn't on it.