Commute Anniversary Gifts

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Cars.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'Did you say psst?.'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

"Do you mind?"

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Bus for Giraffes.

"All I see is more trees."

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Sloth traffic jam.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

Couple checking out of a hotel.