Commute Anniversary Gifts

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Cars.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

'Did you say psst?.'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'How many 'fun filled days' did you say you'd booked for us on this holiday?'

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"Do you mind?"

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Bus for Giraffes.

Sloth traffic jam.

"All I see is more trees."

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'There you go, Jack, I saved you some space.'

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Couple checking out of a hotel.