Commute Charmer Gifts

"Nice to see him making the most of his season ticket."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Man whistles while driving his car.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Take me home now!"

Sloth traffic jam.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Bus for Giraffes.

"Do you mind?"

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Trapeze artists commuting

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Play Rush Hour

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Communication on a bus

Nutcracker going home

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Regular. Plus. Premium. Coffee.

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

"Excuse me driver, but your guard is stuck in the doors!"