Commute Charmer Gifts

"Nice to see him making the most of his season ticket."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Man whistles while driving his car.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"Take me home now!"

"Do you mind?"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Bus for Giraffes.

Sloth traffic jam.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Trapeze artists commuting

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"Baldo, you can't flip off people in a big city like this! You never know what kind of crazies are out there! What if they follow us home?"

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

Play Rush Hour

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

Nutcracker going home

Communication on a bus

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"I think I'm getting road rage."

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)