Commuter Appreciation Day Gifts

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Parallel Parking Garage

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Cars.

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Fairy Friday."

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

Three people waiting in a queue.

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'

Pope Francis on public transport.

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

'Oh please, lots of people have worse commutes than you.'

Balloon Head.

Give up.

The Mystery of Rail Timetables

This country is on the road to ruin!

MERGE NOW! There is no plan B.

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

"Sorry boss - can't get in today - I'm snowed in."