Commuter Appreciation Day Gifts

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

Is Driving Doomed?

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Parallel Parking Garage

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Cars.

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Fairy Friday."

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

Three people waiting in a queue.

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Pope Francis on public transport.

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'

Give up.

The Mystery of Rail Timetables

Balloon Head.

This country is on the road to ruin!

Regular. Plus. Premium. Coffee.

MERGE NOW! There is no plan B.

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'Oh please, lots of people have worse commutes than you.'

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind