Commuter Sympathizers Gifts

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Heavy Traffic.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Pope Francis on public transport.

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

MERGE NOW! There is no plan B.

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

The tube's a nightmare today

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

"Sorry boss - can't get in today - I'm snowed in."

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

Warning: Train travel is a wealth hazard

'No sorry, he left half an hour ago.'

B.R. Organises Dunkirk

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

The Illuminati of the Subway

Dinosaur SUV's

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

'Typical!'

Darnit, I missed the train...

Ministry of Transport: 'Pssst! Do you want to buy a railway?'

"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."

'There they go, Herb -- the hard-core employed.'