Commuter Club Member Gifts

The Illuminati of the Subway

"We apologise for the delay..."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

Running Latte

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

A white collar cow.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'