Community Rights Gifts

Proud to be travellers, proud to not be going anywhere.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Social distancing

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Things I love about Powell River...

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Noise Pollution

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Tipping Pain Chart

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

Social Worker

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."