Community Power Pillows

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Hollywood Sign Developers

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Social distancing

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Thank you, Essential Workers

Love linked

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Noise Pollution

Sign Reform

Vaccine Spring

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

Tipping Pain Chart

Cuba applauds its doctors

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'