Community Leaders Pillows

'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'

Interfaith dialogue

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Changing Minds

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Noise Pollution

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Obama Yes We Can.

Social Worker

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

'And I bet the same resolution principles would work in your neighborhood conflicts.'

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Our Rights

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

New Mandate - Gun Control, Immigration Reform, Jobs, End of War, and Health Reform.

"Thank you."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Dr. Mom and Dr. Pop's Little Corner Hospital

'Take me to your community leader.'