Community Leader In Training Pillows

"I'm thinking of standing for the county council. But will they stand for you?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

See you at the farmers market!

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Collective Psyche

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Pearly King and Queen

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Noise Pollution

Sign Reform

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Before the riots/after the riots

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

social services cuts

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Human Rights for All

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Obama Yes We Can.

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Social Worker

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Thank you

Martin Luther King and Obama.

recycling

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Impotent Democracy

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Crossing USA Mexico Border