Community Leader In Training Mugs

"I'm thinking of standing for the county council. But will they stand for you?"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

See you at the farmers market!

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Pearly King and Queen

Collective Psyche

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Noise Pollution

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Before the riots/after the riots

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

social services cuts

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Human Rights for All

"I'll have the usual."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Obama Yes We Can.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Social Worker

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Thank you

recycling

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Centerville.