Leader In Training Pillows

"Next time, let's just follow him on Twitter."

"You CAN learn important lessons in leadership from studying the arts. . . but I was thinking Hamlet rather than a contemporary dance."

'... and not just any leader... we want one with real accomplishments.'

Martin Luther King and Obama.

"Let's go to work...!"

Hillary Clinton

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Butterfly Woman

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

How leaders fail

"Women Supporting Women!"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"Any questions?"

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Leadership suits you

Go! Means NOW!

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

The Ascent of Woman

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"What was I thinking?!"

"Who gave you permission to ask for a raise?"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."