Community-focused Pillows

'I like to give something back to the community.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Social distancing

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

See you at the farmers market!

Love linked

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Noise Pollution

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Things I love about Powell River...

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Tipping Pain Chart

Cuba applauds its doctors

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

"I'll have the usual."

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Thank you

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."