Community Aware Pillows

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Social distancing

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"We'll always have Paris..."

Man using to much bug spray

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Love linked

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Smokey The Tree"

Prejudice/Empathy

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Noise Pollution

Things I love about Powell River...

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.