Community Gossip Seeker Gifts

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'She's so put together!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

A little bird told me...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Men gossiping

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'Georgy Porgy kiss 'n' tell story.'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Water cooler talk stations."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."