Communication Evaders Pillows

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

I.T. Fear

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Hello?"

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Some emails just can't be ignored.

'Jeremy, why can't we talk instead of you bottling things up all the time?'

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

'It's for you.'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

Trapeze artists.

Dyslexic Doomsayers.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

"...But I don't want to get in the back Norma, I want to stay in the front with you"

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

It's new from British Telecom, a telephone ignoring machine.

Stand in the Q.

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."

"Can we, just for a moment, your Honor, ignore the facts?"

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'How can I think without words?'

"This is where I go to get away from reality TV."

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

"Bikes! I said bikes! Hello? Hello? Dang! My battery's dead!"

"...You caught me at a bad time. I accidentally picked up the phone instead of letting voicemail answer it."

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'