Communication Consultant T-Shirts

"Simple effective communications with users is essential, so we're going to practise drilling down to identify core interpersonal information transfer methodologies to accelerate meaningful dialogue protocols."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Dialogue

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

Changing Minds

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Ruddy bloggers!

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Harold, you've changed."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

Information...political rhetoric

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates