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HUAWEI 5G

"Can I see the simpler phone plan again?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Dialogue

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Changing Minds

'Is this the new input device?'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Information...political rhetoric

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

AI Safety Officer

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Meet the new factory manager.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"Here are today's leading factoids, and I'm Skip Shumaker, spoon-feeding them to you!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'