Telecommunications Consultant Prints

HUAWEI 5G

"Can I see the simpler phone plan again?"

"We're upgrading the phone system."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Dialogue

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Changing Minds

'Is this the new input device?'

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Minority Report

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

Information...political rhetoric

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

AI Safety Officer

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Torturing the English Language

"Miss Duxbury, put me through to someone."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Meet the new factory manager.