Communication Comedy Lover Pillows

'Thank you for calling, your pigeon is being held in a queue.'

Learn from your mistakes...this is the last time I let you talk me into a double date.

'The extension you have reached is not a real extension....'

'Look, you pervert. If you don't stop this immediately, I'm going to call the police!'

"Why can't we have a discussion without it escalating into a shouting match?"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Antler Buzzers.

'Being an opera buff, I naturally assumed she said "I'm taking you to the met"!'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"You're probably wondering why I called you. It's because I accidentally butt dialed you."

'They want your underwear.'

"He took that kinda hard."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Bird Messaging

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

Bell invents the telephone.

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

'It's almost as if you haven't heard a single word I've thought.'

"All I said is I'd like a little more attention. I don't need the shenanigans."

Our Universe: Matter (.0001%), Dark Matter (40%), Spam (60%)

"Are you talking to me?"

'Another failure to communicate?'

Modern animal communication

"It's for you."

'Can I call you back? I'm going into a tunnel.'

Text in a bottle

"Ping me when you're done, yeah?"

"Hon, what's an allegory?"

Bob tries out his new sleazeball checker.

Sorry I missed your call – I was on the other line.

"This the last time I reply all."

"Shush, Mister Cheapie Pants, I'm getting a text."

"I just got a second notice on my credit card bill. But I never even got a first notice."

I told you before, never call me on this number!

'Must be a personal call - she snarls at the customers!'