Communicating With Nature Gifts

Stranded falconer send Falcon from deserted Island with a note in a bottle.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Social Networking.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Ornithologist

Modern camping

The World's best Camouflage Store.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Did you get it at Bed, Birch and Beyond?"

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

God's Kitchen

'I love your bangs.'

"Your ecosystem is pretty well shot, have you considered giving up humans?"

"She's had work."

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'