Communal Eating Fan Gifts

Church Basement Foodie

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Pasta

"What did Jesus order?"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Fridge-to-table"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"I think we should each try other beers."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Cow Cow Plops.

"Bring me a bottle of chardonnay and one long straw."

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

You're late!

'And if you like comfort food, I would recommend the Xanax stuffed pork -loin.'

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'