Communal Eating Fan Gifts

Church Basement Foodie

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Pasta

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"What did Jesus order?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Fridge-to-table"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Cow Cow Plops.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

You're late!

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'

'Of course the steak's TOUGH-yer won't get cissy nosh in 'ere,chum!'

Patio Melt