Commodity Dealer T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that celebrate the trading profession with humorous and eye-catching designs, perfect for casual wear and making a fun professional statement.

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Animal Vegetable Mineral

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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Build Your Own Portfolio

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"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?" mockup

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

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'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.' mockup

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

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'We must grasp this new opportunity' mockup

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

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Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold. mockup

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

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'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...' mockup

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

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"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500." mockup

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

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'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?' mockup

'How would you like to trade in our pork bellies pit?'

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S**t Creek Halt

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'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.' mockup

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

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'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.' mockup

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

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'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?' mockup

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

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'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!' mockup

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

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'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.' mockup

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

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'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.' mockup

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

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Traders on floor of commodities exchange see kidneys trade on the quote board.

Traders on floor of commodities exchange see kidneys trade on the quote board. mockup

Traders on floor of commodities exchange see kidneys trade on the quote board.

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Masochism for stockholders.

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"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!" mockup

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

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'Pork bellies are up...'

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'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.' mockup

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

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'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.' mockup

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

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"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker."

"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker." mockup

"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker."

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Coronavirus and the Stock Market

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"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

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