Commodities Trading T-Shirts

'I've done well listening to my gut, and now it's saying buy pork belly futures.'

'In other news, gold is headed higher, according to some fool who's put every last dollar into gold stocks and futures.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The day the stock market went UP.

Robot Parts $5

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Will work for ETFs

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

Tariff Wars

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

US and the EU

European currency on the edge.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'