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"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

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'And I'm pleased to report that your gold futures are panning out.'

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'