Committee Compadre Gifts

Modern Native American Names

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Hanson - committee of four.'

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

"There's no need to go round the table - I know who I am."

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

Plain English group.

"All those in favor Retweet."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

Ralph Stanley

"The Board just wants to be sure you're well supported."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

'Don't you hate undergoing peer review in these high school chemistry labs?'

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'We have 10 billion dollars sitting around. Let's give it to the country that calls the United States the most names.'