Committee Challengers Gifts

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Whatever!

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."

Foreclosed

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

'Pack your things we're moving.'

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

'Before I read the investment committee's report - I would remind everyone that I never asked to be on this damn committee.'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

Business men line up at the police station

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

ASBOs

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

'And this is Mr Whittingstall...He's in charge of compliance.'

Election

'The committee's decided to call it 'The Club'.'

"The new government is determined to act decisively on the 'pensions crisis'."

"Our exploratory committee got lost."

No Smoking in the Castle

"Remember the good ole days when the worst we had to fear was aerosol sprays?"

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

'You've been appointed to an independent watchdog committee.'

'You have been cutting classes all term. I'm going to issue a computer tracking number to you, so I can know your location.'

'. . . Then whatever's the point of it?'

Committee Room - This Way

"See? I was born with a question mark. That's why I always question authority."

"You better go with the flow!"

'Hey Moses - that's cheating!'