"Pressure, Harold? After two and a half years of steady dating, why would I pressure you now?"
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'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'
"What's this for poorer stuff?"
'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'
Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.
'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'
'No, but thanks for asking.'
'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'
A Reasonable Time for Concern
'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'
"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."
Monogamy
'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'
"I have been happily married... three times!"
She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.
'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'
"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"
'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'
"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."
Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.
What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.
'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'
"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."
First Marriage
"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"
"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"
". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"
Preachers with far too much input
'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'
The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'
Lady who has just accepted a proposal.
Marriage Returns
"Talk long-term commitment to me."
"We have box shapes for every commitment level."
"Monogamy? In this economy?"
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