Commitment Philosophers Pillows

'I don't know, Charlie -- marriage is a big step!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

The Female Brain and The Other One

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Preachers with far too much input

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"That's Ms Pitt. She's been entrenched on high alert at the front desk for 42 years."

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

Marriage Returns

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"The Tudballs got married by a judge. I still say a jury should have been present!"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Make up your mind - will you or won't you?"