Commitment Planner Gifts

"We could get married and plan together forever."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

Relationship Warning Lights

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

Monogamy

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"I need a man who will commit."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

'And promise to love each other through constant drama, bad judgment, poor choices and self-delusion?'