Commercial Critiquer Gifts

Teleshopping

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'Side effects may include....'

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Your ad here!

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Roads with a view.

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

CATCHY NAME

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

Posters of the Sahara

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'