Commercial Critiquer Prints

Teleshopping

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'Side effects may include....'

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Your ad here!

Roads with a view.

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

CATCHY NAME

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"...but do not take Clynkovix if you are already taking any other drug with a ridiculous name."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Posters of the Sahara

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Dodgy Marketing

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."