Commerce Department Employee Gifts

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

Early on-line shopping

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Supply Chain

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"You must admit, so far we've done pretty well for not yet having a product line."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

Personally, I prefer the stick to the carrot. I tried threatening them with a carrot once, and it didn't work worth a damn.

'My advice is: Hold on to your stock so you can look back at this and laugh.'

Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day

"I really hate sales meetings"

Loyd Grossman

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

High end of the market...

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

"He's rolling over in his grave when free market economics became trade war economics."

First-Customer-Earned

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Children line up to talk to Santa

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'Yes, that is me. We're a very new company.'

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Till malfunction

American high street