Comment Section Hero Gifts

How to Leave Website Comments

"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Freedom of the press

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

An expletive of editors

Working in recovery of Hurricane

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

Knights of the iPhone

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

Flat tire in the middle of nowhere. It was good to have a shoulder to cry on.

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"