Comment Section Hero Mugs

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"#Win!"

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Freedom of the press

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Caveman sees comment section below cave drawings,

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

An expletive of editors

"Long time commenter, first time reader. . ."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

Knights of the iPhone

"I can tell you about this article or you can just read the comments online."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Give me an F-Hashtag."

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

"Psst! Strongest hashtags in town, pal."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"