Comics Lovers T-Shirts

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

Gladiator Away Game

"DRAW!!!...me well."

Young Grim Reaper discusses report card with parents.

"As guides, you will escort kids this way, to the best part of our haunted house. The chamber of horrors!"

'Yeah, these will make us a little conspicuous -- That's the idea!'

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

No-Work Orange

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."