Comics Lovers Pillows

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

Gladiator Away Game

Passive Resistance Comics

No Matter

"DRAW!!!...me well."

I'm thinking about cutting off my ear, just like my idol, Vincent Van Gogh. You're a comic strip character, Al. Just use an eraser.

Young Grim Reaper discusses report card with parents.

"As guides, you will escort kids this way, to the best part of our haunted house. The chamber of horrors!"

'Yeah, these will make us a little conspicuous -- That's the idea!'

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

No-Work Orange

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Window Treatment

The Food Chain

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."