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"We're meant to be doing the tree pose."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Avoid sitting."

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

Dachshund Yoga

"Complaining empowers us."

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

Snowperson Yoga

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Santa Yoga

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

Downward spiralling dog.

Melting Heart Pose

Meditating on Cacti

Cat Yoga

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

"Say, Clyde. . . is that a . . . a . . . yoga mat?"

Rabbit Costume

Today: Hot Yoga.

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

"I say, if you're wearing yoga pants, it counts as a yoga pose.

Yoga. it's not for everyone.