Comical Prince Pillows

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

'Man, I hate it when he goes crowd surfing.'

Frog man

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

Rapunzel

'I did think the prince might simply recognise the girl - I mean, just how p***ed was he?!'

'Come back later -- he's grooming his successor.'

"Before attempting the glass slipper would you mind putting on this latex sock?"

'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'

"Fish and chips are off!"

"And my prince is staying home to do the dishes."

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

"I love what you've done with your hair."

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

"Be honest, won't you kiss me because of the virus or because I'm a frog?"

"I've been walking around wearing one slipper for weeks now, and that dumb Prince still hasn't figured out that I'm Cinderella!"

But I thought you two were living happily ever after!"