Comical Prince Pillows

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Frog man

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

Rapunzel

'I did think the prince might simply recognise the girl - I mean, just how p***ed was he?!'

'Come back later -- he's grooming his successor.'

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

"Before attempting the glass slipper would you mind putting on this latex sock?"

"Fish and chips are off!"

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

"And my prince is staying home to do the dishes."

'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'

'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'

"I've been walking around wearing one slipper for weeks now, and that dumb Prince still hasn't figured out that I'm Cinderella!"

"Be honest, won't you kiss me because of the virus or because I'm a frog?"

"Hey, it worked for me. Just tell her you're a prince."