Comical Parenting Observer Pillows

"Your parents don't seem to trust me."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

The Poky Little Pupa.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"I need to know who started it."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Use your inside scream."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

"She's a natural!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Chilly baby.

Mom dwarves.

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"