Comical Parenting Observer Pillows

"Your parents don't seem to trust me."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I need to know who started it."

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:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"Use your inside scream."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"She's a natural!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"That's it young man. . . go to your room!"

Chilly baby.

'Push, dear! The child will be late for pre-school!'

'Oh Darling look. He's got your colour boogies!'

"Mom, when the baby's born, can I have the bubble wrap it's shipped in?"

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'His vocabulary is growing by leaps and soap bubbles.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'