Comical Gift Appreciator Pillows

"I sense a change in the weather! So I bought you this..."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Ball as water-melon.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

Chilli Quartet

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'Look what my son gave me!'

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

Santa's elevator

As the Dryer Spins

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

'Dang...too fast food!'

"One large with cheese, pepperoni and grass clippings."

Early traffic survey

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

Nail Bar

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

"Sorry Rudolph, this year I'm going with Steve and his sweet disco ball nose."