Comical Gift Appreciator Mugs

"I sense a change in the weather! So I bought you this..."

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Ball as water-melon.

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

'Look what my son gave me!'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

Chilli Quartet

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

Santa's elevator

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

As the Dryer Spins

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

"One large with cheese, pepperoni and grass clippings."

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Nail Bar

Early traffic survey

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'Dang...too fast food!'

"Sorry Rudolph, this year I'm going with Steve and his sweet disco ball nose."