Humorous Gift Admirer Mugs

Chilli Quartet

Lactose Intolerant

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Traffic calming ahead.

Solitaire card shark.

Bagel problems.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'First, let me apologize for suggesting you throw horseshoes as therapy.'

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Tinder

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

'He's not leaving, but if we collect enough, he might.'

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Dogs with alcohol collars.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

Welcome centre

"We still don't have a diagnosis for your rash, so we're going to run some more money on it and see what happens."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

"You paid to have a grain of sand named after me? You're such an idiot."

Old lady posts adverts for fur gloves over poster of a lost cat,

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"I sense a change in the weather! So I bought you this..."

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Nail Bar

'I know we asked for a room with running water,but...'

CATS ONLY!

"I don't think the new guy is working out."

"Thank you, Darling...."