Comic Thinker Pillows

'Dear editor, today I saw the first cuckold of spring...' (Divorce Lawyer).

"We only got six days of funding."

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."

Jokes machine.

"I don't think of it as copying from Danny's paper ... I think of it as utilizing the Freedom of Information Act."

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Ceiling Paint

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"What's it all about?"

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

Valuation of Heaven

Build a better mousetrap and the IRS will beat a path to your door.