'Dear editor, today I saw the first cuckold of spring...' (Divorce Lawyer).
Comic Thinker Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who combines creativity with a sharp sense of humor? Our collection captures that spirit perfectly. Whether they love to ponder deep questions or just enjoy a clever comic twist, you'll find something that resonates. Ideal for artists, writers, and anyone who appreciates a playful yet thoughtful perspective on life and ideas, these items turn everyday objects into conversation starters.
"We only got six days of funding."
"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."
The only time cats are known to laugh.
'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'
Mayhem, Inc. Part 23
Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'
"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."
"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"
"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."
"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."
"You never laugh at my jokes... "
Jim Carrey,
"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"
"Very impressive resume, however you didn't explain why you were tagged and released from your last job."
This will really mess with their minds someday.
John Cleese.
"I don't think of it as copying from Danny's paper ... I think of it as utilizing the Freedom of Information Act."
Jokes machine.
"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"
Spike Milligan
Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.
"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"
Ceiling Paint
Woody Allen
"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."
"What's it all about?"
'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'
Alan Carr
Bingo's Time Out - Part Six
'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'
Comedy course highlights fake nose
Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.
"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."
Valuation of Heaven
Comic Thinker Gifts Collection
Comic Thinker Mugs
Explore our collection of comic thinker mugs and discover designs that inspire creativity and spark laughter with every sip.
Comic Thinker Pillows
Find the perfect comic thinker pillow to add a humorous, creative flair to your living space and enjoy a witty touch every day.
Comic Thinker Prints
Browse our comic-inspired prints and bring a clever, artistic vibe to your home or workspace—ideal for creative and humorous atmospheres.
Comic Thinker T-Shirts
Check out our witty comic thinker t-shirts and wear your creative humor proudly—perfect for making a statement and showing off your clever side.